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Everything you need to feel confident before your first sip.

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Know What You’re Drinking. Feel What You Want to Feel.

Hempzer is designed to be predictable, social, and controlled. Learn how, and keep reading this guide to understand THC beverages without the confusion.

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A different kind of drink

Hempzer is a hemp-derived THC seltzer designed for adults who want to feel better in the moment, without losing clarity or control.

Unlike alcohol, which dulls awareness, or high-dose cannabis products that overwhelm, Hempzer delivers a measured, balanced lift that keeps you present.

You don’t check out. You lean in.

Low-dose

Zero Alcohol

Zero Sugar

Third-Party Tested

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived THC, Explained Clearly

THC is the compound responsible for the elevated feeling in cannabis.

What many people don’t realize is that THC can come from two sources:

Marijuana
Hemp

Hempzer uses hemp-derived THC, which is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill when produced within compliant limits.

What that means for you:

You get the same familiar THC experience in a format that is tested, measured, and legally accessible in more places.

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Precision Over Guesswork

When it’s not about getting the most THC, but getting the right amount.

Hemp-derived THC beverages are built differently than traditional cannabis products.

Instead of high-dose, unpredictable effects, Hempzer is formulated for:

Controlled dosing
Consistent experience
Repeatable results

Is Hemp-Derived THC Legal?

Yes, when done right

Hemp-derived THC is federally legal in the United States under the 2018 Farm Bill, provided it meets specific requirements.

Hempzer is:

Derived from federally compliant hemp

Formulated within legal THC thresholds

Third-party tested for verification

*State laws may vary. Always check your local regulations.

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

From Plant to Can

Every can of Hempzer goes through a precise process designed for consistency:

Hemp Extraction

THC is carefully extracted from federally compliant hemp plants

Refinement & Testing

The extract is purified and tested for potency and safety

Precision Formulation

Thoughtfully dosed to deliver a reliable 5mg or 10mg THC experience in every can.

Final Verification

Third-party labs confirm quality, purity, and accuracy

So every can feels the same….. every time.

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC

Zero Calories

Zero Sugar

Zero Artificial Sweeteners

Carbonated Spring Water

Natural Fruit Extracts

No Alcohol

No Hangover

Noticeable. Never Overwhelming.

A social enhancer, not an escape.

Hempzer is built around a simple idea: you should feel it, but without losing yourself.

Most people describe the experience as…

A light, elevated mood

Easier conversation

A sense of calm clarity

No heaviness, no fog

A More Predictable Experience

Why THC drinks hit different

THC beverages are absorbed differently than traditional edibles.

Because Hempzer is formulated for a faster, smoother onset:

Effects can begin in 10–20 minutes
The experience builds gradually
The come down is smoother

Less waiting. Less guessing. More control.

How to Dose THC Drinks (Without Guessing)

If you’re new to THC beverages, start here.

Hempzer is intentionally low-dose so you

can control your experience, not chase it.

Dosing 101: You can always drink more.

You can’t drink less.

The Basics:

One can = 5mg or 10mg THC

Effects begin in ~10–20 minutes

Full experience builds gradually

Recommended Approach:

Start with ½ can (2.5mg or 5mg)

Wait 20–30 minutes

Decide if you want more

A Better Way to Drink

This isn’t about replacing alcohol. It’s about choosing

how you want to feel.

Alcohol

Clear, controlled lift

Loss of control

No hangover

Next-day drag

Low calorie

High sugar & calories

Social clarity

Slurred, dulled

Ready to Feel It for Yourself?

Start with one. Stay High-Drated.

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FDA DISCLAIMER: The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice. LEGAL: This hemp product is federally legal with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. Do not operate a vehicle or heavy machinery while under the influence of this product. Keep out of reach of children.

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